Enemy of the State (1998)

Going to see a new movie on New Years Day (1999) is somewhat of a thing to do round my neck of the woods. Maybe it's a good way to escape a shocking hangover! Unfortunately, most of the other million or so people in my city seem to agree and consequently going to the movies is like joining a re-enactment of D-Day. In 1998, we tried to get into Alien: Resurrection with little success, ending up retiring to the couch in defeat. So this year we headed to the new 'Megaplex' at Indooroopilly to see Enemy Of The State and Rush Hour. What - 2 movies you ask? Yes, 2 movies. Today will make up for the shock of 1998. We'll beat the crowds and buy tickets in plenty of time. With the choice of 16 screens, it can't be that bad...
Ahem... (the sound of continuous pouring rain and thunder of feet)
Steve - you take position in the riot that looks like ticket lines and I'll park the car...
We did manage to get tickets, then laughed at the ineptitude of the candy bar staff, then laughed at the ineptitude of the staff trying to control the crowds! Oh what joy...
Anyway, we got good seats in Cinema 1 (I think it was sold out), and sat back to watch the first of our New Year movies...
Enemy Of The State is a slick new action thriller from the Simpson/Bruckheimer stable that brought us such movies as Armageddon, Con-Air, The Rock, etc, etc. I think you get the picture. It's a big action pic, with lots of car chases, big boys techno toys and some wonderful violence at the end. The story goes that an obstinate politician (Jason Robards) is murdered while out walking the dog by the lake. The killer is none less than National Security Agent Reynolds (Jon Voight) and his pack of young NSA thugs. That's what happens when you don't go with the flow! But, little do they know that a wildlife camera positioned on the other side of the lake has filmed every detail. That is, until they're advised that a film has been made, and the chase begins. In a flurry of action, the film is dropped into the shopping bag of lawyer Robert Clayton Dean (Will Smith). From the moment the tape falls into his possession, his personal life and career start to fall apart as the NSA monitor his every movement and 'adjust' his existence (including his credit cards!) As things turn worse, he meets Brill (Gene Hackman) who eventually decides to help him and turn some of the heat back onto the NSA...
No more plot for you - or you may as well not go, which would be a shame as it's quite good really.
The very ideas that are suggested in this movie are kind of scary, but probably quite real. Basically, if you want privacy on the planet Earth, then it's time to move to Mars.bIf you like fast action movies, then you'll love this. Boys - its definitely not a 'chick' flick - please don't mistake this movie for 'You've Got Mail', which is a nice film with Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan, etc, etc... (and I'm not reviewing it!)
Have a blast.
The Movie Nut's Rating - 7.5 Out Of 10
(originally posted on movies-australia.com very early in 1999)
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A Good Year (2006)

My wife is a huge Russell Crowe fan. OK, maybe a Gladiator fan, to be specific. So I bought a movie on DVD called A Good Year. Now here I was thinking this was a movie about tyres, but it wasn’t. It was a movie about a spoilt stuck-up brat kid, who grew up to be a spoilt stuck-up brat adult who ran a group of stockbroking sharks (think Gordon Gecko). So this stockbroker type, who you have absolutely no affinity for, finds out he’s inherited an old house & vineyard in Provence from his old Uncle (Albert Finney). The house is full of flashback childhood memories, which are some of the nicest scenes in the movie. He visits the place (hoping to sell it), insults the locals (I think we’re supposed to be laughing through this), then finds true love and throws in the whole stockbroking thing. This film sat uncomfortably. Russell Crowe doing comedy is slightly strange, especially when the script isn’t all that funny. His character is just so annoying you wanted to punch him for being so rude (and for the script being so stupid). I could see Jude Law or any number of other English young guns playing this part. But the idea of Ridley Scott casting Russell in this role made me think the heat of the Mediterranean sun (filming Gladiator) went to his head. Ridley Scott has directed and produced a number of brilliant movies over the years. This was not one of them. I do award a few points for nice cinematography and pleasant French scenery.
The Movie Nut's Rating - 4.5 Out Of 10
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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)

Fear and Loathing was a well and truly wacked out film. Basically, it's just one long drug trip, with incredible special effects so the movie viewer can share in the hallucinations. Although it might be fun to start with, you soon get tired of watching these two guys swallow and sniff every substance under the sun. Hunter S. Thompson wrote the famous book of the title. The main character, journalist Raoul Duke is played by Johnny Depp. His sidekick is a big Samoan lawyer, Dr. Gonzo (Benicio Del Toro). They're travelling to Las Vegas in an open top Cadillac to write a story about an off road car race. The movie outlines their incredible drug intake, trashing hotel rooms (like you've never seen before!), and bumping into some strange characters played by cameos such as Ellen Barkin and Gary Busey. The special effects include people turning into animals, carpets coming alive and bats attacking their open top car. How these guys ever took all this stuff and survived is beyond me (it is based on a true story). I don't really have much more to say about this movie. It does produce a good laugh here and there, but there is really little else to hold your interest in this tiresome drug crazed flick. I think my friend Steve actually dozed off a couple of times.
The Movie Nut's Rating - 2.5 Out Of 10
(originally posted on movies-australia.com at some point in 1998!)
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Dark City (1998)

Well, its Friday morning, and I'm boarding a plane to Darwin. This is the first day of my holidays, and I'm continuing on from Darwin to Bali tonight. Seeing a movie is the last thing on my mind. We get "City of Angels" on the plane, and the steward walks down the aisle offering tissues at the end. So? Its sad when Meg Ryan gets squashed under that big truck. Anyway, its five hours later and I'm in Darwin. Its the middle of the day, and its hot - I mean really bloody hot. Where can I go that will be cool, like a Mars bar from the fridge? The Darwin City Cinemas are just a short stroll away (everything in Darwin is a short stroll away!), and Dark City starts in 20 minutes. The cinemas are nicely appointed and extremely well air-conditioned. 1 ticket please...
Dark City was a pretty interesting movie, although I will admit that I almost dozed off a couple of times. That was due to the long flight (yeah sure!) The movie is set in a bleak city in an imaginary future. It's always dark, thus the title of the movie. The main character, played by Rufus Sewell, wakes up to discover a prostitute murdered in his hotel room. He has no idea how she ended up there, or what he is doing in the hotel room. He can't remember much at all. A detective played by William Hurt is quickly on his trail. Experiencing continual memory flashbacks and strange periods when time seems to stop, our main character begins to question what is going on in this nightmarish city. After encounters with a weird psychologist played by Keifer Sutherland, he makes his discovery. Each night, a huge group of ugly bald headed creatures called 'strangers' congregate under the city. They have the power to literally stop time, and conduct experiments on the city by changing buildings and swapping the memories of the population. The special effects involved in this process are quite incredible. Sewell is eventually taught that he has the power to stop this process, and thus the battle begins...
The visuals in this movie are really quite amazing. Director Alex Proyas made 'The Crow', and the conceptual similarities are quite obvious. Filmed at the new Fox Studios in Sydney, this does represent somewhat of a milestone for Australian made movies. A great deal of the background scenery is computer generated, but if you look carefully, you can see scenes filmed around The Rocks and the Sydney Harbour Bridge. You will also get a kick out of seeing some of the Aussie actors who have small roles but are well known stars in this country.
If you like sci-fi movies, I would take a look at Dark City. The acting isn't exactly brilliant, but the visuals and FX are excellent.
The Movie Nut's Rating - 6 Out Of 10

(originally posted on movies-australia.com sometime in 1999 I think!)

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Meet Joe Black (1998)

Let's crank it up with on old movie review...
MEET JOE BLACK
So, I'm in an aircraft at 37,000 feet over Afghanistan. Oh my God, they're playing Meet Joe Black. As if airline food wasn't bad enough...
Is an aircraft the right place to see Meet Joe Black? Oh, most certainly yes. It allows you the opportunity to gently rest your head against the window and drop into a gentle doze. Sleep is considered rude in most cinemas, but not on planes.
So, who is this Joe Black bloke? Oh, you don't know? Perhaps you'd like to meet him - it could easily be arranged!
Alright, so who are the stars of this film? Anthony Hopkins, Brad Pitt, a pretty girl who spends the entire movie gazing at Brad Pitt and a few other people. That's all you need to know.
Something tells me that you didn't like this film? Well, while we were watching the film, the earth actually started spinning the other way. Time stood still as Joe Black (aka Death, aka Brad Pitt) introduced himself to Anthony Hopkins then exchanged loving glances with his youngest daughter. The other daughter spent the entire movie organising a big garden party. Her husband was an idiot who almost cost Anthony Hopkins his seat on the board. But most of the time, the youngest daughter drooled senselessly over Brad Pitt and played hard to get NOT!
Does that really sum up the story line? Yes, of course it does.
Come on, were there any positives about this film experience? Actually yes. The airline version of Meet Joe Black is only 2 hours and 15 minutes. The cinema version was almost 3 hours long. I gained back 45 minutes of my life before my turn to Meet Joe Black.
One final question that has to be asked - do you get to see the famous 'Brad Pitt butt shot' in the airline version of Meet Joe Black? Sorry, no - airline films usually have to drop the 'money' shots!
The Movie Nut's Rating - 3 Out Of 10
(originally posted on movies-australia.com somewhere between 1998 & 2000!)
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The Movie Nut has dimmed the lights

A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far way, in the dark and dim ages of the world wide web, I used to to run a website called Movies-Australia.com. It wasn't about Australian movies per say, it was just a collection of movie reviews & movie news & happenings in Brisbane, Australia. I dedicated a heck of a lot of time to it (far too much time), and it attracted loads of hits in its heyday. Well, those days are well and truly gone, and the site has disappeared into the dark, murky depths of lost Geocities data and so forth. Needless to say, I kept a firm hold of my old data (this was in the age before USB sticks and 300GB portable harddrives), so it's time to dust off the old burned CD's and replant some Movies-Australia memories back on the net, for a few brave visitors to read, and maybe have a chuckle or two.
So what will you find here? A lot of old movie reviews will be posted, as well as some guides to Brisbane Cinemas as they were back then (1990's - some of them are gone now)... As I post, I'll try and put the original posting dates.
Enjoy. Now go and make some popcorn.
Joe.